Indoor Snowstorms – When Weather Machines Go Rogue
Breaking News: Weather machines malfunctioned today, causing indoor snowstorms across the city. ❄️ Yes, you heard that right – people are building snowmen in their living rooms. ⛄
In Local News: A robot vacuum got stuck in the snow and is currently refusing to return to its dock.
Meanwhile: AI weather predictors have apologized, but they’re still suggesting you pack an umbrella for tomorrow’s indoor rain.