Breaking News
Robot dogs are replacing security guards, but here’s the real question – who’s guarding the robot dogs? 🐕🦺
Elsewhere: Self-driving cars are still struggling with roundabouts, but don’t worry, they’ll figure it out… eventually. 🚗
In Other News: My smart fridge just sent a passive-aggressive reminder that I’ve eaten all the snacks. 🍪 Yes, I know, fridge.
