Breaking News
Hoverboards were once the future of transportation – until they hit traffic. Turns out, you can hover, but you still can’t dodge rush hour. 🛹
Meanwhile: Space elevators are the next big thing, but they won’t fix my mood before I’ve had my coffee. ☕
Fun Fact: Smart assistants are becoming therapists now. Want to vent about your broken coffee machine? Your assistant is ready to listen.