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In a shocking development, Martians have announced a boycott of Earth, citing that our memes are “too predictable.” Looks like Earth’s sense of humor is no longer intergalactically approved. 👽
On Social Media: Alien influencers are demanding more creative content, claiming they’ve grown tired of our repetitive trends. Forget the cat memes; they’re waiting for the next viral sensation from Earthlings.
Meanwhile: Earthlings are now turning to virtual reality concerts to escape the mundane. Artists are creating entire digital worlds, but it turns out even Martians are skipping these in favor of more stimulating entertainment.
In Tech: Smart homes are now predicting your mood based on what you eat for breakfast—because nothing says “Monday” like being judged by your toaster. 🍞
